diff --git a/.config/autostart/spammer.desktop b/.config/autostart/spammer.desktop
new file mode 120000
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..691c4880cab017b019c40ece404718d1b0ed67cc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.config/autostart/spammer.desktop
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+../../.local/share/applications/spammer.desktop
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/.local/share/applications/spammer.desktop b/.local/share/applications/spammer.desktop
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..b3f3cbfe126f30d7370deda77d5f04afbfc3e5ef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/share/applications/spammer.desktop
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+[Desktop Entry]
+Name[en_US]=Spammer
+Comment[en_US]=Spam Nimrod
+Exec=/home/nimrod/Documents/bin/spammer
+Icon=internet-chat-symbolic.svg
+X-GNOME-Autostart-enabled=true
+Type=Application
+NoDisplay=true
diff --git a/Documents/bin/spammer b/Documents/bin/spammer
new file mode 100755
index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..f05904bee91ac987663df99d0c0c5466ed1c1939
--- /dev/null
+++ b/Documents/bin/spammer
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+#!/bin/sh
+set -eu
+
+while true
+do
+    # Backoff in case of an error.
+    if ! notify-send \
+        --urgency low \
+        --hint "string:desktop-entry:spammer" \
+        "$(curl --silent https://patchbay.pub/pubsub/1446c969-9a54-4b5b-83e0-bf88f22f289d)"
+    then
+        sleep 1
+    fi
+done